Another peace of my shit

Disclaimer
This peace of my shit is just a work of fiction. There isn’t any resemblance to any facts or any living or dead people. If you find any resemblance to any living or dead maybe it’s because you are Mfucking moron.


This story happens a very long time ago. Even before you and I were born. Even before our parents or our forefathers were born. It is a very long time ok...
Anyway at this time of the era there was no civilisation.
So two guys were sitting around making dirty jokes and happily eating their fruits from trees. (Let me say more specifically that this fruit was apples. Ahem.)
Anyways then one of the guys asks “Hey dude how did we get here?”
“Where?”
“I mean here dude. In this jungle. In this bloody goddamn place wherever that is.”
“Well I guess we were born here right?”
“Yeah but how did our parents and all get here?”
Let me tell something about this first dude. He is an asshole; he asks too many questions anyway. And the second dude ... well he is just here to play dumb.
“Dude I don’t know. You know right who you gotta ask when you got questions.”
“Yeah alright.”
Well this third person is the one who knows everything about everyone. (I am saying person ‘cause I am not sure if it is a man or woman. And so I am just going to refer him/her as ‘person’.) So the person knows everything going around well ‘cause the person just happens to know everything.
As usual the person was carving pictures of himself when these two guys reach there. Anyways the dude walks up to him and interrupts him.
The dude asks “Hey I gotta question u know.”
“What sup dudes?”
“Do you know how we got here? In this place whereve... “
“...ever goddamn place we are, right? Well we guys were born here.”
“I mean how the hell did we humans start existing in the first place??!!”
At first the person got angry. But then the person got annoyed. The person did not know the answer. The person just walked off into his cave. The person thought about it long and long enough. After a certain amount of time, the person came out with answers and a big smile. (I don’t know how long ‘cause I wasn’t there you nimwits!)
The dude runs up to the person and asks “Do u have my answer?” The person smiled.
“So how did we get here?”
“We got here the same way how every other living thing came here. The birds. The trees. The monkeys. Another being created us all and put us here.”
“Really who is he? What is his name?”
“His name is GOD. He doesn’t live here amongst us. He lives outside of this world that we live in. He created everything around us.”
“Oh. Why did he do that?”
“He created us to serve him. And he created everything else for us to live and enjoy.”
The dude was happy now he knew how he came here and why he had to be here. He had his answers. He went to eat some more apples.
The person got back into the cave and gave out a loud sigh of relief. “Wow. I didn’t think he would buy that. Anyway that is that and that will keep his mouth shut.”
But the very next day, the dude comes back to the person, with more people and even more questions.
“How did he create us?” asked one. The person looked at himself and others. Brown. And he looked around he said “He made us from soil.” He pointed out.
And the questions began coming and coming until every one of their questions were answered. So goes the legend of GOD.....


Authors note
For the benefit of the readers:
Just to let the readers know that the author is not an atheist but is a god believer. This peace of my shit is for the reader who wants to be an atheist. Or who just wants to know the fucking truth.
*The author has used apple specifically as the fruit ‘cause every stupid goddamn popular story begins with it. Be it apples falling on top of a head or apples which cannot be eatten.